My Kids Quotes



My kids quotes is a page about the funny, cute and interesting quotes my two boys say. The page is non- traditional of real things my boys experience. Many times, it is difficult to keep a straight face as they are very serious. I only wish I would have started to record these from when they were little.

Please submit your quotes! It would be a privilege to hear the comments from your children or family members.

Currently, my boys are 5 and 8, but their names will be kept confidential. The boys will be denoted as Thing 1 who is 8 and Thing 2 who is 5.
As things are said, the page will progress. Hope you enjoy!

Thing 1 and Thing 2 Quotes

I found a girl I want to date and maybe marry, but I don't remember her name.
Thing 2

It isn't expensive; just ask Santa or maybe the Easter Bunny - Definitely Santa.
Thing 1

Thing 1 is being really mean; he made me pee my pants. He kept making me laugh.
Thing 2

Mom, I can predict the future. I'm going to get bigger and you are going to die.
Thing 1

The tooth fairy was going to come because both Santa and God report to the Tooth Fairy.
Thing 1

Do you remember that guy that got his head shot off my a cannon ball? He is the Headless Horseman.
Thing 1

We flew over the Altantic Ocean and dolphins.
Thing 2

I think I like fresh water more than salt water. But, I like Saltines.
Thing 1

I would like to by that with one Hero (He meant Euro as we were in Ireland)
Thing 2

When I grow up, I want to be a scientist that helps turtles...a vegetarian.
Thing 2

I know why you need math to be a scientist. Because you need to count 5-4-3-2-1 blast off!
Thing 2

Thing 2 was checking out new bikes at a local toy store Thing 2 was asked.."how does that feel, can u control it OK"? Thing 2 says,"Yes, but it hurts my weiner."
Thing 2

Was there a guy on Apollo 13 named Houston? Did he have a problem?
Thing 1

I don't want to be older. I still want to be your little boy.
Thing 2

I don't want to turn on my alarm clock - it wakes me up.
Thing 2

Hell is hot fiery and has a slide with oil on it. ~Thing 1 was explain what Hell is like to Think 2.
Thing 1